I just found the funniest comment I’ve ever seen in my moderation queue. It appears the spammer didn’t quite understand his automated comment-spam-posting software, so he posted his entire template instead:

Hi Fellow Blogger, I’ve never posted before, {but|only} your article was so {good|genuine} I just had to {stop|come} in and say GREAT JOB :) ! P.S. Two thumbs up the wife is wacking me to tell she loves it to!

Seriously, if you can’t even post spam properly, it’s time for a career change! It’s not even clear to me what website he’s trying to promote, because he forgot to fill in that field as well…